Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure--but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked--but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

I don't know if I fully agree with u on that because I am virgo and i enjoy drinking quite often but however the thought comes about that other virgos I have met are very different in that aspect which I am talking! Thank you for providing that piece of intellect I shall not forget what was just pointed out to me!

We do not loose that control easily but sometimes it sneaks up on us and when it does look out hehehe to quote a movie:

"I'm coming and hell's coming with me, you hear me...Hell's coming with me...." The context is all wrong but still amusing.

I fell in love with alcohol as soon as I got completely s#*%faced the first time. It takes a lot to draw me out of my shell, I know this, but it's still very difficult to change. Alcohol is like a miracle drug for me. I don't hesitate to express myself and really open up, even to strangers, when I've had a few drinks in me. I make friends, and meet women. I find it mentally and physically therapeutic. It releases a lot of the tension in my muscles, and digestive system, and I feel more relaxed for a few days after getting tanked.

I like what I become when I drink (the right amount). I stop worrying, and am more willing to embarrass myself, and just laugh it off. I'm gonna stop here, before this becomes an after-school special. As my father always says, everything in moderation... yes, he's a libra.