OOOOO,

es tranquila, but water is troubles now. no sit, no eat. me now no eat. @sheet is not  2 eat.

for beeg truble ees for 2 much ear. then sit with bee. zoooozoooozooo. then also stang and then run for pfufel to cheeck for paste! wemen for wings, tink u must fly only each wing not to be go for falling very much pakpak.

can see for seet no bisikle. old citie, shym, u run for muhmuh, ees at back, ees fut for pfufel, ya.

baai, mast 2 jub,

Thank you, Rhuto, I hope PW likes it, too.

Now, can any of you advanced linguists translate Lemonpip for me, please? I feel like I just swallowed an acid dose by accident  

Everything is cool, but things are starting to get out of hand, I can't follow this I can't take this in, sh*t is not good for the digestion.
if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!

Sooooo if you want to stay then run for your dictionary to check that you have packed your parachute on every flying trip. You must only fly with both wings ( when you know the truth) and not go off half cocked. bang bang.
Can't see the forest for the trees, cut down to make ay for cities, shame, you run for momma but not hide it is food for you fools. yes!


Cassie in pidgeon mod es clar for des shambucko on street.!

Amazing! Not only is it a recognizable language, but we even have translators on the site. Surprises never cease.

Ok, Cass, I give up: which language is this, where does it come from and how are you familiar with it? Because I don't recall any language academies offering tutorials on this.  

Hint, please?  

Nice translation Cass, I think you have a great future as linguist

and hopefully we all read mister lemonade with a smile, I don't think he mean any harm.....it is just his education that have hit him/her hard......but maybe there is pumping a warm heart behind it all