Crow,
Funny, I feel very much like your poem.
The connected and Disconnected however I have found that finding your synodic period in relation to the moon phase/cycle and finding a good 13 month calader system works well for communication and informtaion... Look up syndic period/cycle of the moon and related that to your Birth day.
Or another way is to keep a dream diary, you should find during a 29.5 day cycle for around 3 of those days your dreams will be very memorable, more so than others, this will be your synodic period.
Pictures within pictures... LOL I have just done a post on that here:-
Great poem.
LoS