Off hand Zapster my friend

I would say that you are a complicated personality. Predicting your future is actually abit difficult because of this.
Also off hand, I would say that you are abit too western for India.
I am inclined to say that the perfect occupation for you would to be a christian minister of the evanglistic type (they have less restrictions). You would have to be careful about the sinning stuff

but you would be a natural at that occupation (whether you believed in Jesus or not

).
I would suggest that you watch some evanglistic type tv shows to get a feel for how it is done, study abit of scripture, and then go give it a try. I think that you would injoy being an evanglist and have alot of fun doing it. And for some reason there seems to be money in it if a person is any good at it (and I have no idea why).
Oh and there are alot of websites on the internet that will ordain you for free. Anyway it is just a suggestion that you might want to have a look at just for fun.
love,
sunmystic