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prasanna
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:25 am |
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Mars quotes
“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
Jack Handy (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
“The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth”
“I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.”
Mignon McLaughlin (American Journalist and Author, 1913-1983)
“It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.”
William Shakespeare (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
“Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.”
“I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...”
Stephen Wright (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
“Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can
swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be
banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.
That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in
the distance.”
maaatin
Eddie Izzard (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)
“Thou art the Mars of malcontents.”
William Shakespeare (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
“A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.”
Herbert Prochnow
“Space flights are merely an escape, a fleeing away from oneself, because it is easier to go to Mars or to the moon than it is to penetrate one's own being”
Carl Gustav Jung (Swiss psychiatrist, Psychologist and Founder of the Analytic Psychology, 1875-1961)
“What kind of world is this that can send machines to Mars and does nothing to stop the killing of a human being?”
Jose Saramago (Portuguese novelist and man of letters, 1998 Nobel Prize for Literature, b.1992)
“Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If there is oxygen, then we can breathe.”
dmg
Dan Quayle (American 44th US Vice President under George Bush (1989-93). b.1947)
“Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (American Writer, b.1922)
“Now I understand the words to the song, Love Hurts. Love hurts, Love scars, Love rules in Mars. I really learned a lot, really learned a lot- Love is like a flame- It burns you when it's hot. Love hurts.”
“This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, Th”
William Shakespeare quotes (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
“If you're a Boy Scout on Mars with a compass, you're lost.”
Jack Connerney
For policies, industries, strong towns, and fortifications, it is the mirror of virtue and the garden of Mars; yea, and the light of all Europe, that he who hath exactly trod it may say he hath seen the map of the whole universe”
William Lithgow
“It's going to be a bummer if Mars turns out to be like us.”
Newt Gingrich
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.”
Now I understand the words to the song, Love Hurts. Love hurts, Love scars, Love rules in Mars. I really learned a lot, really learned a lot- Love is like a flame- It burns you when it's hot. Love hurts.”
“What kind of world is this that can send machines to Mars and does nothing to stop the killing of a human being?”
These three are my favorites on MARS.
prasanna
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