Just to get the temperature and smell of sulphur down a bit here, if I may
Read something interesting today:
In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth.
Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for
failure to file an environmental impact statement. He
was granted a temporary permit for the project, but
was stymied with the Cease and Desist order for the
earthly part.
Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why he began
his earthly project in the first place. He replied
that he just liked to be creative.
Then God said, "Let there be light." Officials
immediately demanded to know how the light would be
made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal
pollution? God explained that the light would come
from
a huge ball of fire. God was granted provisional
permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would
result from the ball of fire, that he would obtain a
building permit, and (to conserve energy) would have
the light out half the time. God agreed and said he
would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night."
Officials replied that they were not interested in
semantics.
God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and
such as manyseed." The EPA agreed so long as native
seed was used. Then God said, "Let waters bring forth
creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that
may fly over the earth." Officials pointed out this
would require approval from the Department of Game
coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and
the Audubongelic Society.
Everything was OK until God said he wanted to complete
the project in six days. Officials informed him it
would take at least 200 days to review the application
and the environmental impact statement. After that
there would be a public hearing. Then there would be
10-12 months before...
At this point God created Hell!
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