Have seen this on a joke site somewhere

*     Can dipping someones wrist in cold water actually make them wet the bed?
Depends if you are urgently needing to empty the bladder?

*     Can a bad scare really turn your hair white?
Many scares over many years can create major stress. Stressful lives may tend hair to grey prematurely.

*     Are the Prime Minister of Australia, John Howards eye brows stick on's?
Lol no. Anyway, last I heard it was a UNI-brow!

*     Will eating bread crusts  turn you hair curly?
Just like carrots make you see better in the dark?
Hmmm,I ate both, and have straight hair with a need for glasses soon

*     You can not sneeze with your eyes open?
Just tried....doesn't work
*     Is it true you can cook and egg on a car?
Possibly, but I wouldn't eat an egg cooked on a car..yuk!

*     Is a fish cooked in a dishwasher really that edible and tasty?
And full of chemicals and soap too?

*     If a shark can swim under water?  Why cant a car salesman?
No room in the ocean for both!

*     Can a mobile phone ignite fuel at a fuel station?
No, apparently proven now

*     Can chewing you toenails perforate your insides?
I can't even contemplate the thought without feeling rather ill

*     Can your head really explode if you went outside to water the plants on the moon and forgot to put your space suit on?
um...totally stumped here...why would you forget a space suit in space? You get to have a normal set of clothes up there too?

You actually will freeze to death before explosions or suffocations if you left your spacecraft without your suit.      

And bread crusts in my family always put hair on your chest. (As a result of this, I don't eat crust)

Well what about lawyers then? It seems that they are at the bottom of the ocean... What would cause this dilemna? ROTFLOL

Mystic

Has anyone hear about this date Dec 21,2012?