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Posts: 26 · Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:15 pm

1) If work was fun, it wouldn't be a 4-letter word.

2) We spend the first 2 years of a child's life teaching him/her how to walk and talk, and the next 16 telling him/her to sit down and be silent.

3) Never put off until tomorrow what can be put off indefinitely.

4) A dream is what your heart wishes. A wish is what your heart dreams.

Feel free to add yours as well.

Posts: 27 · Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:15 pm

hihihi very funny

Here is another one

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many other mistakes you can make!

Posts: 26 · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:55 pm

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
If you can't say something nice, go on a TV talk show.
If ignorance is bliss, politicians must be the happiest people on Earth.
If money can't buy happiness, why does being poor suck so much?

Posts: 26 · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:55 pm

Two's a couple. Three's a Ménage à trois.
It's better to be silent, and let the world think you're an idiot, than to speak, and prove them right.
What's black and white and purple all over? A zebra making wine.
I don't read tarot cards; I just look at the pictures.

Posts: 869 · Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:45 am

hahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!hilarious!!! carry on guys!!!