Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

Those who quote me are fools.