WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on Toilet is high on Pot

Man who lives in glass house should change his clothes in basement

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

Passionate kiss,  like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

Better to be pissed off then pissed on

Finally what Confucius did say

A Lion will not cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

Nor did Confucius say,' Man who piss into wind, taste his own spray' but he might have.