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New era of human relations?
deepblu
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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know
Zetascair20086
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"It just shows you what joining the military does to your head."

It must have scrambled his head to get him to buy that story!
akashasmiles


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That woman is a Moron and he is an even bigger one for buying her crap!! Apparently what being in the military does to your head is empty it! lol
Evard
Summoner,. Lord Druid,. US King Leader,. nPax


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OK so his head was empty ...
Did she say it was a tangible:
Pron and did she get knocked
up in 3D glasses .. interesting
friends .. she was inebriated :
and the film felt good ,climax.

Huh.  Fairly lifelike pr0n star..
really in the midst.. dumb guy
though that's what killen bad~
guys will do to you.. :"Na I'm:
not mad.. I see you did the uh
film,. lifelike huh.." so he wont
hurt her .. he was peaceful . .,

OK I will not try the 3D male theater..  thanks anyway.    Evard
Charlesman


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Hahaha!

(Banish by laughter.)

She's a cunt and he's a pussy.
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