A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first would you marry again?"

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house?"

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not! He's lefthanded!"

LOL:))

hahaha thats a good one ^.^

LOL and the whole time i was trying to pick out the wisdom from this deep thought.. little did i know it was only a joke :(

Ronju is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Ronju a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Ronju says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there," answers Ronju.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Ronju continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Ronju argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalised?"
"Oh well," said Ronju, "In that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Anwar."
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash."