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Posts: 4967 · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:21 am

[size=18][/HOW TO CATCH A LION

Ø Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:

catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a
lion.

Ø Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ø Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while
it's sleeping !

Ø Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its
ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd
lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into
the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs,
then also u wont !

Ø Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic
location.
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.

Ø George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ø Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

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Posts: 4967 · Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:15 am

[size=18][/si"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely
miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite
certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing." i know life is beautiful

Great people reminds us that, even with pain and sorrow, life is a
wonderful thing to be celebrated. Don't let sadness bring you down. Do
your mourning when you must. Feel the frustration when you will. Then
move on quickly to enjoying life.

Life is beautiful or not , its a personal choice. Whatever you choose , you will have it.

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Posts: 4967 · Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:17 am

[size=18][Your Dark Side
Why It is So Difficult to Live at Maximum Power...and How You Can Turn Your Inner Darkness to Your Advantage.

"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."
—Jesus Christ, the Gospel of St. Thomas

Now I am going to talk about something that is the last thing that you would want to talk about. Your dark side (notice I didn't say I would talk about mine:)

The darkness we have within us, what psychologist Carl Jung calls, "our shadow" is something that can be looked at as evil or bad. After all, that is what darkness is right?

That notion of dark being equal to evil makes it difficult to gain power from the darkness within. If you do, then social ideas about right and wrong, good and bad can restrain your passions and deepest inspirations.

The purpose of my writing today, is to ask you this question: What is it that you might have locked away inside of you that you would not like it to see the light of day? These are the very things, that properly cared for and nurtured, could be the source of some of your greatest power.

"Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens."
Carl Jung

In my case, I recently uncovered by looking inside that I have a businessman and financier locked in my inner depths. Even though I a personally am a success coach, and have helped many people to dramatically increase their success in business and finance, I myself struggle as a business person. At first, i thought of myself as an artist. As the years went on, I started to realize that something was wrong with my own personal attitudes about money and business.

In trying to unlock my own financial powers, such as I have done for numerous clients over many years, I went down into my own inner depths and discovered that I have the belief that I actually hate the money system. I think the things that happen in the world because of money are horrible. I think a world that runs on money is not a place that I want to live. The kind of life that I manifest from those unconscious beliefs does not match my life and financial goals that I have consciously.

I discovered those beliefs, and many others are surrounding the business man and financier that I have locked up deep in my inner darkness. He manifests as partners that I struggle with, or business situations that turn against me.

I need him! Yet I keep him restricted and imprisoned.

Do you get the idea? I really valued the healing process of digging out my inner businessman and financier, and freeing him from the prison that I have put him in jailed by my own beliefs. Yet it is the last thing that I would think that a "success coach" would share with his associates, such as you who are reading this article!!

What I do with my clients works, and I want it to work for you. So I felt that to write this article, I had to be the example, in the hopes to inspire you to do what you will not do, to go inside and put light in your darkness. To gain power for yourself, to live a better life.

It may well be that these hidden areas within you, need to be healed. It may be that they need to be expressed. It can be difficult and dangerous work.

The High Speed Results Life Transformation e-book that you can order and download on my website, is built around the idea that you are a whole person, and that there is a transcendental goodness in your spiritual being, that is able to transform the power of the things that make you unhappy, about yourself our about the world, into happiness, and all that your heart desires.

The premise of the e-book is that you need all your energies, to manifest a life that you usually only dream about, and live it fully. You need the energy that you may have locked up or that makes you feel bad secretly. I have developed several powerful techniques for transforming what makes you unhappy, into what makes you happy.

So much of what I have to offer you, by reading the e-book and doing the exercises, is about allowing every part of you to be expressed. The techniques in the e-book download that you will read and enjoy make you feel good because you get to express all of you. And that is where the power comes from that you need to have all your dreams come true.

It is a lot to ask for, to have all your dreams come true. There is an art and a science to making it happen, you need all the help you can get, and you need all of your power to do it. You can do it. And as you do it, I want you to have lots of results to inspire you along the way, and I want you journey to total satisfaction in all areas of your life to be a fast one.

You can take your time once you get to the best life that you can imagine for yourself.

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Posts: 4967 · Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:25 am

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On my desk is a squeezable stress ball, sporting a wide happy-face
grin. I have to admire my stress ball. No matter how hard I squeeze it,
no matter how twisted out of shape it becomes, no matter how I try to
mangle it...it always returns to its natural shape. And through it all,
it never stops smiling!

Don't let outside forces spoil your day. Smile through it all and just
push yourself back into shape when the storms are over.

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Pravin Kumar