GOD thanks you for your belief and sponsorship
In order to be able to serve better your needs, he asks you take a few minutes to answer the following questions.

Please, note that he will consider your answers absolutely confidential and that he will not disclose your name or direction unless you want a direct answer to your comments orsuggestions.
1 How did you come to know about the existence of God?
[ _ ] Newspaper
[ _ ] Television
[ _ ] Comments
[ _ ] Magazines like Hello!
[ _ ] Bible
[ _ ] Torah
[ _ ] Another book
[ _ ] divine Inspiration
[ _ ] Near death experience
[ _ ] Shrub in flames
[ _ ] Internet, mail, etc.
[ _ ] Other (please specify): _____________

2 Which model of God did you get?
[ _ ] Yaveh
[ _ ] Jehovah
[ _ ] Winged god
[ _ ] God
[ _ ] Trinity: Father, Son an Holy Spirit
[ _ ] Jesus
[ _ ] Satan
[ _ ] None of the above, I was deceived by a false God

3 Did God arrive on time, without damages, with all its parts in order and working, and without evident damage?
[ _ ]Yes
[ _ ] If No, Please describe the problems: __________________

4 What led to your decison of acquiring a God? (Please mark all those that apply)
[ _ ] Indoctrinated by my parents
[ _ ] Indoctrinated by society
[ _ ] Girls/boys or older friend
[ _ ] Desire to impress a girl/boyfriend
[ _ ] Desire to f*** my parents
[ _ ] Desperate necessity of certainty
[ _ ] Need to feel Morally Superior
[ _ ] Need of a reason to live
[ _ ] Need to define who to despise
[ _ ] Hatred
[ _ ] Fear of death
[ _ ] Need of a free day without work
[ _ ] I lke organ music
[ _ ] My shrub caught fire

5 Had you ever adored a God before?
If yes, marks those that apply)
[_ ] Odin
[ _ ] Zeus
[ _ ] Appolo
[ _ ] Ra
[ _ ] the great Spirit
[ _ ] the Sun
[ _ ] the Moon
[ _ ] the Pump
[ _ ] Menem
[ _ ] the Dolar Asylum
[ _ ] leftist Liberalism
[ _ ] the Barney dragoon
[ _ ] the Great Pumpkin (or the ratoncito Perez)
[ _ ] Bill Clinton
[ _ ] burning shrub
[ _ ] Another one: ________________

6 Do you use any other source of inspiration besides God? (Please, marks all those that apply)
[ _ ] Tarot
[ _ ] Astrology
[ _ ] Fortunecookies
[ _ ] Psychic Friends Network
[ _ ] Palm reading
[ _ ] Self-help books
[ _ ] Biorrythm
[ _ ] Tea leaves
[ _ ] Mantras
[ _ ] Crystals
[ _ ] Pyramids
[ _ ] Insurance Policy
[ _ ] Barney T.B.P.D.
[ _ ] the Perez mouse
[ _ ] Lottery
[ _ ] Television
[ _ ] Evita Peron
[ _ ] Dianetics
[ _ ] Playboy and/or Playgirl
[ _ ] Sex, Drugs 'n' Rock 'n' Roll
[ _ ] Bill Clinton
[ _ ] EST
[ _ ] Father Apeles
[ _ ] human Sacrifice
[ _ ] TGetting lost in the desert
[ _ ] Burning Shrubs
[ _ ] Others: _____________________
[ _ ] No

7-God uses a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the level or balance between perceived presence and blind faith. That it is what you prefer? (mark only one)
More Divine Intervention
Less Divine Intervention
the present level of Divine Intervention is correct
What it is the Divine Intervention?

8-God also tries to maintain a balance in the level of disasters and miracles. Please mark in a scale from 1 to 5
(1: unsatisfactory - 5: excellent)
Disasters -
Flood: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] -
Food shortages: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Earthquake: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
War: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Infectious diseases: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Plague: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Spam: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Windows 98: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]

Miracles -
Rescues: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
spontaneous Remissions: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Stars falling on cities: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Statues that cry: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
To turn water wine: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
To walk on water: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
burning Shrubs talking: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
VCRs that works on time: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Saddam Hussein still alive: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Racing Club winning the championship: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
Re-election of Menem: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]

9 Do you have further comments or suggestions to improve the quality of the service of God? (add additional pages if required)

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