i have nothing 2 do...im getting so bored....so im penning down some silly poems


                            "When i woke up early morn"
one fine day when i woke up early morn,
on my bed i found there was porn!

after a minute or two,
i heard a sneeze ACHOO!

i looked under the bed,
i found a beautiful head!

the head belonged to a girls body,
boy was she a hottie!

then i wondered to myself,
how did she get there....my moms coming help!!

the girls was still sleep so she was well hidden,
i showed the mags in my drawer somewhere in the middle

and then.....came my mom,
as she entered she exploded a bomb!

coz unseen 2 me,
in my room there were bottles of beer that to 3!

she asked wat they were doin there
"i dont kno", i sed "i swear!".

"uve got some explaining 2 do" sed she
"i really dont know" i sed(somebody help me!)

then all of a sudden unexpected,
the hottie came out frm under the bed

u shud have seen my mothers face,
i took the chance and ran like i was running a race!!

i dint kno wat to do i dint kno where to go
i had run away frm home oh no!

i had only 1 hope my best friend tim
but where o where wud i find him?

Why cudnt i remember his adress?
was it bcoz of my redress?

i had to find his home
wasnt it near some dome?

i walked for like ever,
i wud never find tim never

all of a sudden at next corner i found him!
yes! yes! it was! it ws tim!!

i walked to tim and sed
"do u kno the hottie under my bed?"

"dude"-sed he-"who ru?"
"im ur friend drew!"

"ohh yaa ur drew i remember"
"ive got memeroy lapse coz i banged my head against a timber"

"ok tim" i sed
"but do u kno d hottie under my bed?"

"no dude im srry"
"i guess its my memory"

oh man tim was my only hope!
looks like it was the end of the rope!

i cudnt go home not after i ran
im so screwed ohh man!

i kno ill commit suicide
im jumpin ppl so move aside!

i made my way to a bldg roof
and i jumped..boy did it hurt ooof!

but it hurt only for a second then i was dead
pls pls i wanna go to heaven not hell i plead

im still waiting in a line for a judgement
and atleast 4 ears waiting ive spent

i still dont kno wat happened that night
i dont ko wat caused my plight

i kno this ending is bad
but u cant complain....its my story 2 BAD!!

A funny one, u can become a good rapper trust me, provided ur english & accent & voice are good.

lol....thanx..... heres another 1 i just cooked up

Once said a dove
"im in love"

and,i can bet,
he sed it wid regret

it happened like this: one night,
the dove fell into a fight

yes,the apostle of peace,
was fighting wid fleas

dont ask why,
no 1 wud tell me no matter how much i tried

as all this was going on,
a fly was born

yung and cute
the poor fly was mute

the young fly flew over the dovces fight
when it took its first flight

all of a sudden, a huge raindrop fell on the fly,
and she fell,the dove went passing bye

seeing th flu in danger,
the dove called rambo the ranger

rambo who was nearby
was just in time to catch the falling fly

the fly cudnt say thank u coz he was mute
so he played them a song on the flute

the dove was mesmirized by the song
he recorded it and heard it all day long

he was in love with it
and considered a hit

and this was the reason why,
he fell in love wid the fly

Very good Pranay
Almost so I could start rap myself....even if I "hate" that kind of thing...hmmmmm maybe if I call it Grandpa rap and start wearing bottom trouses

Well I am already visualising rutho wearing bottom trousers & raping it out in an album, well think it will be a hit.