Im so sorry that this is really long.
my mate has this dream and really wants to find out what it means...
ok here goes, this is how he describes it......

I was in a really creeepy house and i was being asked for pounds for different things. it was dark inside but light outside!
nikki my girlfriend was surrounded by loads of lads, but i wouldnt get to her.
i saw one of my mates from work, and we walked around the corner, and then we were in a jaffa cake factory.
all the workers were making jaffa cakes!
we pinched some but they saw and we had to pay for them!
i went to tell nikki but still couldnt get to her!

then i walked through the door and i was in a bus station with lads i knew, and lads i didnt.

then next thing i new, we were in a water park.
nikki was in a bikini with a load of big muscley lads, but i was too worried to go to her.

the water park was in the sky.
me and my work mate, qued for this one ride, but the wue was massive, so we que jumped!
there was this lad in a newzeland top trying to argue with me but i ignored him.
we got to the top of the ride, and there were no railings on it.
my mate didnt want to go on the ride so i had to go on it with this lad who was arguing with me...
this lad kept trying to push me off the matt we were sitting on.

the ride went into the sky, and it looked like a road track.

as we were comming out of the clouds, i saw steven gerrard, and he was hugging nikki on a lilo! i was really mad!

when i landed in the pool, nikki was acting like nothing was wrong.

then i was in a hunted out.
Bin laden was there with 2 of his mates and they were behind the bar.
nikki pulled a face as if i was going to embarress her.

they were all writing xmas cards in old fashion victorian writing, and they were writing in coal or lead.

bin ladens mates served them beer.
there beards were made of silver coins.

Beth ( nikkis mate) was laughing at me.
she wastrying to show me how to do these xmas cards, i was not happy but did it anyway. it was really boring.

i gave nikki a kiss but she tutted saying i kiss her to much...

THE END!

can you please tell me what my mates dream meant!