Aries:

You're faced with an almost impossible choice. It's akin to being told you can have ice cream or cake for the rest of your life -- but not both. When you're faced with equal (yet different) kinds of lusciousness, what do you do? Well, first you cackle with glee at your embarrassingly fabulous situation. Next, keep your own counsel. The wisest thing to do in this case is to get very quiet, and see what advice your own heart gives you.



Taurus:

Are you and a certain someone acting more like the Bickersons? Whether it's a friend, roommate or the love of your life, relations with someone close to you might have a certain powder-keg type vibe right about now. Well, that's easy enough to defuse. The trick to solving this little problem is to take your egos out of the equation and focus on what really needs to be solved. Once you can do that, the solution will reveal itself almost as if by magic.



Gemini:

You're a master chef, except what you excel at cooking up are tasty social events. Whether it's a tete-a-tete for just two or a more large-scale happening that involves hundreds, you're able to mix, blend and add the ingredients so that a one-of-a-kind (and absolutely scrumptious) dish is served. Just remember to go easy on the spices -- you want this happening to be packed with flavor, but add that seasoning with an easy hand.



Cancer:

You feel like the stars have made you the lead in your own personal drama -- with the entire world as your audience. Let's face it -- you do love to be the center of attention, and everyone else does enjoy watching. Just make sure you keep it entertaining -- too many long-winded monologues might send your viewers running for the aisles. And make sure that there are plenty of intermissions and snacks available to keep everyone's tempers sweet.



Leo:

Don't sit at home playing Solitaire when the stars have dealt you a winning hand. Yes, everyone needs time to decompress, but the heavens have given you a double dose of charm, energy and attractiveness right now. So get out there and mingle, mingle, mingle. Practice saying yes rather than automatically saying no to the luscious opportunities life has in store for you. Don't be afraid to ask for seconds, either.



Virgo:

Fools rush in where wiser types refuse to tread. However, it's also true that sometimes wiser types are just a bunch of old fuddy-duddies who don't know how to loosen up and have a good time. So if you're presented with an outrageous opportunity that you're hesitating about, ask yourself this: Are you just the teeniest, tiniest bit intrigued? If the answer is yes, maybe this situation deserves another look, hmmm?



Libra:

Go ahead and build some castles in the air. With the way things are going, those castles will have solid foundations and a bed in every tower before long. The stars give you the thumbs-up on any long term plans you are brewing up in that head of yours right now, so don't be afraid to dream -- and dream big. Why stop at a few turrets on your castle? Why not add a three-barge moat and some errant knights riding around the place?



Scorpio:

Blessings sometimes wear the funniest, rattiest disguises in order to see how closely we're paying attention. A blessing that comes along in this moment might wear the guise of a frustrated boss or an irate motorist -- really. While this might all seem totally and unnecessarily convoluted, the universe is simply trying to catch you off-guard so you're ready to receive the lesson it's been trying to teach you all along. Pay attention. This one might be life-changing.



Sagittarius:

Hold onto your hat, because a gale force wind might be blowing into town. Like Dorothy and that little weather glitch she once experienced, you might just be picked up out of some comfortable surroundings and placed somewhere utterly fantastic -- albeit completely different -- than what you're used to. Just make sure you have the proper footwear along with you. After all, that's what helped Dorothy out of her jam, right?



Capricorn:

Let's face facts: You're a deeply thoughtful and, yes, somewhat complicated person. Other types in your life might be more about the simple life. Is this a case of irreconcilable differences? Absolutely not! Be honest and acknowledge your differences -- that's the first step. Then respect them -- that's the next. After you follow that bit of astro advice, you might just find that everything else falls neatly into place.



Aquarius:

With certain friends and loved ones, even casual conversation can become a big messy game of Telephone -- where you really whispered 'Meet me in St. Louis' suddenly becomes, 'Your casserole tastes like hooey.' If you can head off this situation at the pass, all the better -- it'll save everyone a whole passel of trouble. Sometimes in order to win at this game of Telephone, all you have to do is keep your trap shut in the first place.



Pisces:

'Survivor' is a lot of fun to watch on TV, but it's no way to live your life. So if you're thinking about indulging in any of those staples of reality TV (alliances, backbiting, gossip, needless hysterics) -- don't. There's really a much calmer and more healthy solution to the issue that's currently on the table. In other words, save the drama for your mama -- or your TiVo. You have much more important things to use your energy on right now.



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