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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:00 am |
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Aries:
As much as the eight hours we necessarily devote to earning our daily bread do cut into our social life, most of us manage to get through it, sometimes even with just a hint of a smile and a positive attitude. Today, however, that may be especially tough to pull off, so do yourself a favor: Dangle a career carrot of your own creation in front of you to get yourself through the day, then make terrific plans for the evening.
Taurus:
Voices from the past are nothing new -- especially not for you and especially not lately. It's been happening so often that, at this point, you probably wouldn't even flinch if your kindergarten teacher ended up in line behind you at the grocery store. But when the one person you've always missed turns up in that same line, you may be taken just a bit off guard. It's probably going to happen in a public place, but don't let your amazement show. It's not like you haven't had the practice.
Gemini:
A phrase or expression you haven't heard in years will suddenly reach your ears, and with it, a whole flood of memories will arrive, all apparently designed to bring back every single little feeling you had for a certain someone. Why bother pretending it hasn't happened -- or that you wouldn't love to see them? Got a recent phone number? Or their parents' phone number? Try to contact them -- and don't be surprised if they're working on the same project. Ever notice when you're thinking of someone, it usually goes both ways?
Cancer:
You're usually the first in your household to decide that enough is enough and it's time to head upstairs to that wonderful hideout you've spent ages making just perfect: your bedroom. Now, however? Well, for some reason, if you're in the right company, you won't be enticed by the lure of that brand new down pillow-top mattress cover. Staying up to chat will be all that's on your mind. Oh, why not? Your bed certainly isn't going anywhere.
Leo:
You're not easy to con. You've seen it all and heard it all, and when you were younger, probably at least tried to do it all. Right now, your antennae are twitching like crazy, and when they twitch, you listen -- another thing you learned way back when. You'll know exactly what they were alerting you to when you cross paths with that certain person who's obviously trying to dupe you. Won't it be nice to grin, tell them you're not game for their game, and excuse yourself? Feel free to gloat.
Virgo:
A relatively new member of a group you're friends with may think that will make you an easy target. Will it be fun to watch them carefully execute the stages of the game, chatting you up all the while and assuming they're successfully stringing you along? You bet it will -- but not nearly as much as when you reach the end of the scam and you explain to them, quite sincerely and in great detail why it never would have worked to start with.
Libra:
Go ahead and allow yourself to dream. First off, if anyone loves it, it's you, especially when romance is the genre. If you've got the right companion for the journey, it will be even more fun, and if you can play hooky from work -- make it into a super-long weekend, ideally -- indulge yourself. Start with a walk in the park, a romantic matinee and lunch at an outdoor cafe. Romance, that is -- all romance. It couldn't hurt. Not one bit.
Scorpio:
If anyone can convince someone else do try something, because just deciding to go for it is more than half the battle....well, let's face it, it's you. That's going to go double now. Your quest is to use this amazing skill only on those who have used it on lesser beings themselves with little or no conscience about it, or on someone who appreciates skill and technique in this department so much that they'll actually get a kick out of it.
Sagittarius:
There's one particular condition that's absolutely lethal to your sign when it comes to relating to the rest of us: righteous anger. You're feeling that now, and for good reason. Warn any innocent spectators to step away before the explosion occurs -- especially since the heavens have endowed you with the ability to let whoever pushes your buttons have it with every bit of intellectual anger and perfect prose you've got -- in no small amount, either.
Capricorn:
Obviously, the stars are testing your patience via at least one someone on this planet, because it's beginning to feel like everyone who's crossing your path has arrived with information that's either totally confusing or totally inaccurate. Either way, hold onto your temper, and don't shoot the messenger, unless of course they're the person responsible. And don't sign anything -- not even a check for more than one hundred bucks. Seriously.
Aquarius:
You've decided that it's time to introduce your sweetie to the gang. Great. Now straighten out your priorities. What you wear isn't nearly as important as giving both sides the exact information they'll need to absolutely love each other before they even meet. That ought to be easy, too. After all, if you love them, and vice versa, they've already got some amazing common denominators.
Pisces:
You're due for quite the emotional moment, regardless of who you're with, where you are or what your companion says or does. You won't care, and you won't be afraid or ashamed to let it out. Basically, the universe has posted an astrological greeting card on your forehead -- and it a real tearjerker. Open it and enjoy it. Oh, and be sure to keep lots of tissues handy.
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