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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:30 pm |
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Aries:
You're just like 007, except your license is to thrill. You've got the magnetism and suavitude to charm anyone from heads of state to rival spymasters like yourself. Just about the only things you're missing are Q and an arsenal of shiny gadgets. But who are we kidding? The most lethal thing around is you in your best formal wear, and with a frosty glass of something exotic in your hand, you just better be careful where you aim that stuff.
Taurus:
Isn't it exhausting to try and be the person in charge all the time? Why not sit back and let the universe drive -- just this once? Who knows? You may enjoy the experience so much that you decide to do it more often. And really, sometimes the arrangements that the universe comes up with are ever so much more appropriate than the ones you try to wrench into place. You may hate to admit it, but you know it's true. So relax and put your feet up.
Gemini:
Jumping to conclusions is a fun and easy sport, but they don't give medals for it at the Olympics, and there's a good reason why -- it just makes things unnecessarily complicated in the long run. While it may be tempting, hold off on coming to any conclusions before all the evidence is in. You might just save yourself a lot of time and trouble that way. That old saying about an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure? Remember it now. Repeat it to yourself if necessary.
Cancer:
Feel like all you're having lately are wardrobe malfunctions? It might be time for some heavy-duty closet cleaning. Holding onto things that just don't fit or that you haven't worn in years just means there's less space in your closet for a fresh start. So go ahead and do a big purge -- donate or sell anything that's just adding unnecessary clutter to your life. Who knows? This might end up creating more room in other areas of your life as well.
Leo:
Why not let someone else lead for a change? You've gotten so used to being in charge that you've forgotten what it's like to not bear the entire burden of responsibility, and that's not good. So go ahead and delegate. You can always check in with them later to see how it's going. However, you might be pleasantly surprised to see how someone rises to the occasion once they're given the opportunity.
Virgo:
Money -- it changes everything, especially if you're having problems with it. In and of itself, money is neither good nor bad -- but it is a source of energy that you would do well to respect. Are you being careful with your resources? Or is your relationship with your finances perhaps a little less than healthy? If the latter situation is true, now is the time to take a good, hard look at how you deal with your cash.
Libra:
You know, someone (and you know exactly who it is) used to do a lot of nice things for you, but what have they done for you lately? If it takes you more than five minutes to think of the last time the thought of you-know-who brought you a genuine moment of pleasure, perhaps it's time to rethink your relationship. Is this a situation that can be changed? Is it one you even want to change? All these are very good questions. Start thinking.
Scorpio:
Think of yourself as Switzerland, especially if two people you care about are involved in a knockdown, drag-out war. Stay neutral and refuse to become a sounding board for their problems. Insist that it's up to them to work it out -- otherwise they'll say they don't expect you to take sides, but secretly they'll both hope that you are. If they act like a dog with a bone and keep tugging on you, make a discreet exit until this dies down.
Sagittarius:
Well, well, well -- how long has this been going on? Could it be that while you weren't looking, something kindled (or rekindled) between the two of you just when you least expected it? (Isn't that always the way with romance? Just when you thought it had gone for good, it always pops up again.) Go ahead and see where this goes -- it's too good an opportunity to waste.
Capricorn:
Whoa! What the heck was that? Did you just feel the earth move under your feet? Lately it feels like foundations that you take for granted no matter what are being awfully shifty and unreliable. It's important to remember that in this world, the only constant element is change. So while it feels like everything is in a state of upheaval, hold onto a sense of perspective and you'll be just fine.
Aquarius:
Your brain is like a bottle of champagne right now -- all bubbles and fizz and tons of excitement. (No gold foil wrapper, though, which is probably for the best.) What's more, you're able to communicate all that zesty, sparkly activity and the zillion ideas you have to everyone around you. Hmmm -- if there weren't so many synapses firing all over the place, it'd almost be like a party in here!
Pisces:
Something's obscuring your vision like a veil. If you concentrate, you might just be able to lift a corner of it and see clearly. Forcing it, however, might not work. Ever notice how the best ideas come to you while you're showering, driving or doing the dishes? So go putter around the house and keep you-know-what in the back of your mind. The solution will come to you before you know it.
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