Zodiac Cats

Aries - It's my way, or........no, it's MY way. Let me out NOW - there are other cats in my yard!! The usurpers must be removed at once!

Taurus - I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. This is MY chair. Go find your own. Not the bed, either, I'll be moving there later.

Gemini - Let's see: this morning I have to shred the drapes, nap, chase imaginary shapes, bug hunt, watch the squirrels in the yard, chatter at the birds, arch and run around like a wild animal for no reason, eat, hunt for dust bunnies and still try to work in some time for chasing my ball with the bell in it. I'm simply booked! If you got another cat, I'd have someone to help me with all this.......please, please, please???

Cancer - I bring you birds and mice, and you just ignore them. How will you ever learn to hunt if you don't even try? *sigh*

Leo - You may pet us until we grow tired of your attention, and then we shall smite you mightily. Now - bring us food.

Virgo - What IS this stuff you're trying to feed me?!? *aak* Hairball.

Libra - There is nothing you could possibly have to do that is more important than petting me right now. How can you even thinking of reading when I look so pretty and soft?

Scorpio - Of COURSE I don't mind that you left me alone for the weekend while you went who knows where. I left you some presents, though..........YOU find them.

Sagittarius - I want to go outside! I want to come in! I want to go outside! I want to come in! I want to go outside! I want to come in!!

Capricorn - I simply cannot be bothered with these simple cat toys, no matter how sparkly the bizzy balls are. What is this, catnip? *yawn*

Aquarius - I have no need of material toys and scratching posts; I shall simply sit here in the sun and meditate on the wonder that is me.

Pisces - .....zzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Now this has to be different, looking on the cat side of things what happened with the dog, don't they have signs as well?

Yes they have....but they are so dumb that they always forget what the sign mean....so it's enough to remember for the cat's

Why don't u have a pet ray? a dog? I think it is a good idea for u.

LOl rutho.