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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:30 am |
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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge..
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has Helped you most in your Life?
"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..!
Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children
'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her if u had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger
.Kid ispuzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide
.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd:
Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?
They must be widows of the dead ones....
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?
director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Doctor 2.
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?
" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
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