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Posts: 4397 · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:42 am

Thanks Wisenheimer

Posts: 4397 · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:44 am

AgentOfChaos wrote:

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

those are my favorites. heres a few i came across online...

*If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner

*Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing

*People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry

*It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. ~Robert Brault

*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

hope you enjoy!!

Thanks for sharing them friend. I loved them , truly nice.