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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:18 pm |
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SARDARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from
his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310.
Now it is 6610'
SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son
is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams,
I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow Doc,
tonight is the finals.
SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'!!
Wife: Really, how do you know??
SARDARJI : Where ever I go , everybody say,
Oh GOD! he is here again..
SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note
saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a nearby pole
'Thanks for the compliment.'
How do you recognize a SARDARJI at School?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book
when the teacher erases the board.
Once a SARDARJI was walking.
He had a glove only on one hand .
When asked him why he did so,
He replies that the weather forecaster had
announced that while on the one hand
it would be cold and on the other
it may be hot.
SARDARJI sneaks into a bar when
his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says
'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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