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Posts: 4397 · Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:27 am

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" (Mustard oil)

The clerk says "you a Sikh"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you say I am Sikh?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Liquor Store."

Posts: 55 · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:45 am

Pfft.

That's a good one.

Posts: 4397 · Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:19 am

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