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prasanna
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:02 pm |
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1. Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach
kahete hai .
2. Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What's your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?
3. Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into
a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over,
Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad
condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He
says, "Are Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I
was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got
a driver
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