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prasanna
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:47 am |
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Jokes
Revival Meeting
After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another.
The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained four new families."
The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained six new families."
The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our ten biggest trouble makers!"
Italian Pasta Diet
It Really Works!
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
Tidbits
"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound."
~ Red Green
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"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."
~ George Carlin
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"I have no respect for gangs today. None. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other."
~ Robert G. Lee
Identity
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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