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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:46 am |
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Jokes
Real Politics
Two political candidates were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
Contact Lens
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.
"You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."
The Speeder
A Police Officer Pulls over a speeder and walks up to the driver.
The driver says "I'm late for work Officer, I'm sorry I was speeding"
The cop says, "Late for work are you ... well, I'll write you a late note."
Hourly Rate
Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):
Hourly rate: $10.50
Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $12.50
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $15.50
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $20.00
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