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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:02 am |
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Jokes
Age is a Funny Thing
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... Or could he?
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB asked, "What did you teach?"
Source for Accurate Weather
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely, The CAT
Words of Wisdom
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.
Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn furniture.
If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, then you are all right.
It's good to question authority, but not mine.
Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.
Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.
A retired husband is a wife's full time job.
Heredity is something parents comfortably believe in, if they have a bright child.
Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!
Happiness is the place between too little and too much.
Circular arguments often make the rounds.
Even at a Mensa convention, someone is the dumbest person in the room.
When in doubt. . . mumble.
Money can't buy everything . .but then again, neither can no money.
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