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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:16 am |
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Jokes
Making Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Old Smiley
On the other side is my favorite jungle resident, Old Smiley, one of the laziest crocodiles in these parts. I do suggest that you keep your hands inside the boat because Smiley is always looking for a hand out.
Did you know that crocodiles have remained basically unchanged for the last 20 million years? It's true! And that's just about how long Smiley's been on this river. He doesn't get around much anymore. Usually, he just sort of sits around, waiting for our boats and looking for a hand out.
Three Bears
There were these three bears were out for a drive in a car, when they accidentally drove off a cliff and into a lake.
Q: Which bear did not get wet?
A: The dribear.
Q: Which bear saw the accident?
A: The neighbear.
Q: Which bear came out of the car safely?
A: The surbibear.
Q: Which bear fixed the car?
A: The Macguybear.
Spelling Lesson
Kurt: I spent eight hours over my new spelling book last night.
Teacher: It's wonderful that you spent so much time studying!
Kurt: Who said anything about studying? My spelling book was under my bed when I went to sleep!
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