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prasanna
Age: 47 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:55 am |
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Jokes
Lawyer Named Strange
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.
"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
Birthday Burning Off
Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband's birthday cake?
A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.
Spelling Cat
Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela?
Angela: C-A-I -
Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I!
Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse?
My Grades
A high-school student came home one night rather depressed.
"What's the matter, Son?" asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet."
"What do you mean 'all wet?'"
"You know," he replied, "...below C-level."
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