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prasanna
Age: 47 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:19 pm |
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Jokes
Unscrupulous Businessman
An unscrupulous businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."
"Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman.
"Do you want to write your will?"
"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."
Smarter Genie
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish.
The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth.
*POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!
Locked In
Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and an honest accountant are locked in an officewith a bag full of cash: $1,000,000 in small bills.
Q. What happens?
A. Nothing, they are all fictional characters.
Murphy's Laws of Computing
- When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
- When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
- The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
- When the going gets tough, upgrade.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
- He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
- A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
- The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
- A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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