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prasanna
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:45 pm |
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Jokes
Three Little Pigs
There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said “No I’m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home”
Devil’s Match
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar.
The Devil wanders across to the old man and says “Do you know how I am?” The old man took another sip of his beer and answered “Yep”
The Devil stared at the old man and asked “Well aren’t you afraid of me?”
The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs “I married your sister 40 years ago, why the heck should I be scared of you?”
50 Bucks
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”
He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman’s hand and says, “Here…paint my house.”
Top 10 Signs You’re Over The Hill
1. When you sleep, people worry you’re dead.
2. Your back goes out more than you do.
3. Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and aren’t breaking any laws.
4. You wear black socks with sandals.
5. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
8. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
9. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.
10. You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday
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