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boondoggy
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Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.
Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb? A: What, me move?
Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2
Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb? A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb? A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They LIKE the dark.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light's fine as it is.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb? A: What light bulb?
Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"
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RajeevSharma
A simple guy; who seldom works...
Age: 42 Zodiac: 
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Location: Chandigarh,INDIA
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| Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:25 am |
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first time reading something like this... great post and true too..
thank u
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sidchowdary
Age: 28 Zodiac:
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Location: NEWZLEAND
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:38 am |
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are aries so harsh??
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daizyblackrose
Age: 27 Zodiac: 
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Location: The P.N.W. Or My own little world dreaming away. ^.^
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| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:49 am |
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Yes an Aries can be harsh, trust me I am a Pisces & I am married to a Aries. But sometimes Aries can be emotional where Pisces can be harsh right back. Tho the joke is funny I am not that of Pisces at all.
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