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prasanna


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Post Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:40 pm Reply with quote
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News Flash

NEWS FLASH: Friday evening. A notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison. Police advise members of the public that they should not approach him at any costs, but report any sightings to their nearest police station.

NEWS FLASH: Saturday afternoon. The convict who escaped from Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in custody after surrendering himself to police early this morning.

When asked why he gave himself up after his first taste of freedom for twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago'."



The Ant and the Elephant

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Darn!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"



Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you get for a friend who is graduating from Law School?
A: A Lobotomy.

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Q: How else do you keep a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.



Cold

It was so cold last winter, that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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