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prasanna
Age: 47 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:07 pm |
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Jokes
Stern Nurse
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
The old gentleman approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice the receptionist said, "Yes, I see your name here. You want to see the doctor about impotence, right?" The heads of all the patients in the waiting room snapped around, to look at the very embarrassed man.
The old gent recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation... And, I'd like the same doctor that did yours!"
Inspirational Office Slogans
- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
- Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
- If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
- Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.
- We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!
- If at first you don't succeed - try management.
- It's only unethical if you get caught.
Lazy Men
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," the foreman announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" the foreman asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," came the reply.
Laryngitis
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
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