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prasanna
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:20 pm |
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Jokes
Three Bears
It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For Heaven's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven't made the durned porridge yet!"
Dog Funnies
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter because he won't come anyway.
Q: What do you call a dog with a cold?
A: Germy Shepherd.
Q: What does a Chow Chow say when you turn it inside-out?
A: "Ouch, ouch!"
Q: What do you call a dog owned by Count Dracula?
A: A bloodhound.
Q: What do you call a contrary German Shepherd?
A: A K-nein.
Q: What do you call a female dog that leads a gang of neutered puppies?
A: Queen of spayeds.
Useful Dog
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.
The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it. Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he make me answer the phone as well."
Oldest Profession
A physician, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.
The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery, and so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The civil engineer interrupted, and said, "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong: mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"
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