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prasanna
Age: 47 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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 Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:38 pm |
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Jokes
Office Slogans that Inspire
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Never quit until you have another job.
- Work harder slaves!
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- If you can read this, you're not working!
- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
- Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
- Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
- Succeed in spite of management.
- Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
- There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Don't Like It
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law, "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
High Blood Pressure
Kendra had to go in and have her yearly physical done. When Dr. Sam remarked on her extraordinarily ruddy complexion, Kendra replied, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" Dr. Sam inquired.
"Neither," Kendra replied. "It's from my husbands family."
"Oh, come now," Dr. Sam said. "How could your husband's family give you high blood pressure?"
Kendra sighed, "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"
Diagnosis
A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."
The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they'll see that I was right."
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