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Pravin Kumar
Age: 63 Zodiac: 
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 Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:15 am |
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Two convicts were sitting on their cot in a jail cell. One says to the other, "I hear youre getting out in a few days. Tell me something are you going straight, or are you going back into politics?"
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he prison officer tells the warden, Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out.
The alarmed warden says, Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police.
With a surprised look the officer says, Shouldnt we call the doctor first it looks as if it might be measles.
What do cannibals call athletes?
Fast food!
At a traffic court, the judge asked the motorist: Tell me, why did you park your car here?
The man said: Well, there was a sign that said fine for parking
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; Ill bet you dont have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smiths behavior. Off and on throughout her shift Dr. Smith would run up and down the hallway, yelling, Tetanus, measles, flu!
Very curious, the nurse asked the head nurse, Why does Dr. Smith keep doing that? Oh, just ignore him, the head nurse said.
He thinks he calls all the shots around here.
Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.
Quick Wit:
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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