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Santa Banta - Jokes!
ChanDubai


Age: 37
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Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 530
Location: Man Made Island
Post Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:30 am Reply with quote
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Banta doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Banta replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!

Santa: Why don’t you cook something else?


Banta’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Banta consoles him saying “Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again”
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