Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a palm reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted.







"That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses,"replied the psychic.
:whistle




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Q: What is a chiromancer's favorite tree?
A: A palm tree.
:whistle




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Did you hear about the octopus who had his palm read? He was told to hold out his hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
:whistle





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PALMIST: I see a fluctuation in your circumstances.
CLIENT: What do you mean?
PALMIST: Oh, just read between the lines.
:whistle





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Q: Where do palmists like to go on vacation?
A: Palm Springs.
:whistle




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Q: Why was the palmist arrested?
A: He was found guilty of palming funds from clients.:whistle






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One day, a manipulative woman approached a palm reader. "Is my husband cheating?" she asked the psychic.

The cheiromancer examined her hand carefully, then replied, "No, because you are his Moon and Venus, and you have him in the palm of your hand." :whistle





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Q: How did the palm-reader know that his psychic friend was in trouble?
A: Because he read it in the headlines.