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Joke - Senior's Moment
Marion


Age: 46
Zodiac:
Scorpio



Joined: 30 Apr 2008
Posts: 843
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Wally's Wedding Night    

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her
new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and
Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her
new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They
unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised,
Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go
to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again,
rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more
'action. 'And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set
to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are
truly a great lover, Wally.'
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......'You mean I
was here already?'
The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments
have advantages!
karlenespellman


Age: 46
Zodiac:
Virgo



Joined: 23 Oct 2007
Posts: 2246
Location: colorado
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Thanks, tears rolling
Joke - Senior's Moment
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