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tourbi
Age: 60 Zodiac: 
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Location: tourbiland, at the foot of Pikes Peak, USA
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 Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:32 pm |
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around a fertile delta.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia & Argintina:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq:
Ruled by a dick. |
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Molissa
Age: 57 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:56 pm |
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oh, geez! I snorted iced tea out my nose on this one!
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karlenespellman
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 1:22 am |
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mollisa agin gross, but so true.
thanks tourbi
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Ashs92lude
~Lady of Peafowl~
Age: 25 Zodiac: 
| Joined: 21 Mar 2008 |
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Location: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave
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| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:37 am |
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lol. thanks for sharing tourbi! seems pretty true.
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