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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac: 
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Location: DUBAI, Los Angeles, Chennai
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British Computers
Know why the British don't make computers?
They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!
HUNGRY LION
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a
book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Race
A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Valuable Mule
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."
"Well," replied the man, "She must have had a lot of friends."
"Nope," said the farmer, "We all just want to buy his mule."
COLLECTED BY
PRASANNA
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karlenespellman
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| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:44 pm |
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Tears rolling,
Very funny
Thanks
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prasanna
Age: 49 Zodiac:
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:14 am |
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dear tourbiji and karlji,
this is the first time i started posting jokes, u both are making me post more , thank u for your encouragement, iam sure u will get more from me daily.
with love,
prasanna.
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