It's a Living...

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a psychic reader?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Bad News...

Debbie visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the tarot reader delivered the bad news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I get away with it?"

Girlfriend...

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

- Steven Wright

#3 is my favorite!
cute ones.

Very funny, thanks.
I like #2.