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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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 Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:00 am |
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There's no doubt Hillary's going to be the next President of the United States, but the way she's been going about it, rocketing round the country in an aluminium tube and sleeping in strange hotel rooms on a brutal, exhausting campaign trail its going to a very tired Mrs Clinton who will finally enter the White House:
"What's for breakfast dear?"
"Go to sleep Bill! I'm so sleepy! S..n..o..r..e..!"
"I asked what's for breakfast Hilly?"
"I don't know Billy, just run down to the kitchen, scramble up something will you? Then feed the cat, the dog, the pigeons, the airline staff and the engine driver!"
"The airline staff and engine driver?"
"Yeah we're on a plane or train, campaigning aren't we?"
"Hillary we're in the White House!"
"S..n..o..r..e!"
"Ma'am Bill said you're still in bed!"
"Hmmm! S..n..o..r..e!"
"Ma'am the Chinese Prime Minister is on the phone, he needs to talk with you!"
"Who?"
"Yes Hu!"
"S..n..o..r..e!"
"Ma'am the war cabinet are all in the Oval room, they've finally cornered Osama, they want to know what to do with him?"
"Who?"
"Not Hu ma'am, Osama!"
"S..n..o..r..e!"
Downstairs in the Oval room, Bill enters and the members rise.
"We've been waiting here some time Mr President!"
"We need some fast decisions Bill!"
"We lose Osama and we've lost the opportunity of a life time!"
"Hey guys, guys just lift up that chair will you!"
"What are you doing Mr President?"
"Looking for my golf balls dammit, George Bush's waiting outside for a game and we're losing precious time with you fellows sitting on my balls! And fellers.."
"Yes Mr President?"
"I'm not the President, I'm here on vacation, all paid by the people!"
The cabinet enter the bedroom where their President is sleeping.
"Mrs Clinton!"
"Hmmmm!"
"You have to appoint the secretary of state and also decide whether you want to pardon the previous President for his war crimes?"
"What time is it?"
"Eleven thirty ma'am!"
"My God! How long have I been sleeping?"
"Two years madam!"
"Two years? Oh my gosh! It's time to start campaigning for my reelection! Thank God I woke up on time..!"
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