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Posts: 5081 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 2:19 pm

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"Aishwarya Rai dropped in to say hello to husband Abhishek who was doing a photo shoot with Priyanka Chopra, and gave her the cold vibes.."

Hindustan Times, 17 th Dec

Ah! Now what else d'you expect when wifey walks in on husband and him in passionate embrace with another woman, generally younger or prettier? But today we change her reaction; "Hiya hubby what you doing?"

"Kissing Priyanka!"

"Do it like you did with me last night!"

"But that was you Ash!"

"And this is money dear hubby! Kiss her right and we have a box office hit and we keep the home fires burning!"

"You okay with it?"

"Get on with it husband. Here I'll direct the shot! Priyanka open yer lips a little more. Hubby what you doing, use your tongue, Priyanka you got the sniffles or something? Come on hubby give it to her! Hey both you guys you're like iceboxes! Come on over to the other side!"

"Other side?"
"Yeah I've got my shoot going on, I've got a kissing scene, come on and see how I go about it!"

"Ash!"

"Yeah dreamer boy?"

"You have a kissing scene?"

"Yeah and it's gonna be the shot of the century!"

"But you said you were never goin' to kiss on screen!"

"Hey it's only Salman, he's like a brother to me!"

"Salman's kissing you?"
"He's something husband! He makes it feel real!"

"But you can't kiss Salman!"

"That's what I thought, that's what I thought, but I found I still can hubby, you've put sizzle into me! Man Salman says those ice lips of mine are on fire!"

"Ash!"

"Come on hubby the director's calling, come on and watch and call yer co star with you, she could learn a thing or two from me!"

And the next time she walks in a dejected director looks at her, "Your husband won't shoot any passionate scenes anymore!" says the director.

"He won't? Why?"

"Says he couldn't bear you lip locking with Salman!"

"Maybe you could change the heroine?"
"Hey that's just brilliant! You'll do it?"

And husband and wife lock into passionate shot.

"How was I Ash?"

"Well…"

"Well what?"

"Lets go onto the other sets and watch Salman, maybe you could learn a thing or two… What?"

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Posts: 2640 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:02 pm

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:14 am

Laughing hard.