Married Life

Three women:

One engaged,

One married,

And one a mistress,

Are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....

That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style,

Stilettos

And a mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said:

'The other night,

When my boyfriend came back home,

He found me in the leather bodice,

4' stilettos

And mask.

He said,

'You are the woman of my life,

I love you...

Then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated:

'Oh Yes!

The other night we met in the office.

I was wearing the leather bodice,

Mega stilettos,

Mask over my eyes

And a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat,

He didn't say a word.

We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said:

'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night.

I got myself ready,

Leather bodice,

Super stilettos

And mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work,

Grabbed the TV controller

And a beer,

And said,

'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

Thanks Marion,
Tears rolling.
I know you don't have worries like this.
Lots of love.
Karlene

Glad you both had a laugh.  You are so right Pravin, life is so like it.
Hugs
Marion

If I'd have walked in to my house....................... I'd have been straight down the pub for my dinner, shivering in fear.