Joke..........ah hem, ah hem.........Man Rules.....part 2 ;-), Mysticism, reading, forums, Numerology, Sun Signs, Divination

Posts: 2640 · Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:03 pm

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12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

16: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

17: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

19: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

22: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

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Posts: 701 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:17 am

HMMMM
It worries me that you know the sacred laws of Men

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Have we nothing left of our religion that is safe from the prying eyes of humanity.

Posts: 5081 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:45 am

Secrets of Men exposed by Women.

Pravin Kumar

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:34 am

You men are on a losing trail.

Don't you already know that all of us women KNOW ALL??????

We just appease you. LOL, HAHA

Lots of love to all the men here.

Karlene

Posts: 5081 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:06 am

Karlene,

Don't be sure about that. Men hate to loose. Clever Women always let Men think they are winning and are superior and then enjoy but once you hurt a man's ego then he forgets who he is and the result affects both him and the woman.

Once you praise them you are safe and a winner and in the Driving Seat even though actually you are following them. Ask Men in this forum.

Pravin Kumar