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tourbi
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Location: tourbiland, at the foot of Pikes Peak, USA
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Man Rules - Part One...
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. |
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karlenespellman
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:52 am |
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You gotta love men!
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Psychic Chef
Age: 51 Zodiac: 
| Joined: 21 Jun 2007 |
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Location: Perth, Australia
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:08 am |
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Dont forget that under heretical law Man has to have remote control for tv placed in hand at birth.(Please remember to place in non drinking hand).
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Prof. Akers
Take the cheap option, unless they are paying
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:11 pm |
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Rule 1 (d) Amendment: The end of Karate Kid 1 (reminds me of my son at his age.)
Prof's. 1st rule
The distance from the fridge to the sofa is in inverse proportion to the coldness of the beers therein, times the pi of the size of the topless lady bringing said beer.
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