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Posts: 5081 · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:46 pm

Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.
“I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.”
“And that is?”
“In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death.”
The lawyer seemed puzzled. “Why make such an unusual request?”
Mr. Sams answered, “Because I want someone to be sorry I died.”

A LESSON TO BE LEARNED

Grandmother always told me to treat others the way I wanted to be treated. She often told me this very short little story: Little Miss Smarty had a party and nobody came but Little Miss Smarty!
This was one of the first lessons that I learned in life. It has been carried over and passed down to my kids and grandkids. I never forgot the little one-sentence story that only Grandmother could tell so well.

Posts: 2640 · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:47 pm

Posts: 4397 · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:24 pm

dear pravinji,

It is nice to read , thanks for sharing.

with regards

prasanna

Posts: 1163 · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:37 pm

here's one back Pravin.

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:45 am

Pravin, very true for both, I must be the 1st. I am praying I an the 2nd.

Prof. Laughing to hard to type.

Lots of love.
Karlene